BOOB LIGHTNING. That is all. Ok, also GRANNY CURTAIN. That is truly all, goodbye.

(via Libertine Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Finally the “HANG IN THERE!” cat gets the fashion recognition it has always deserved.

(via Carolina Herrera Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

This looks like something I would make on “craft day” as a kid: shower curtain skirt, collage “shawl” that doesn’t quite drape right. This whole time, I could’ve been a millionaire, but no, Mom made me throw it all away after a week. Thanks a lot, Mom!

(via Creatures of the Wind Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Clownstyle. It’s fun, it’s funny, and oh so gamine. But when she pulls a rabbit out of that hat, who will be laughing then?

(via Creatures of the Wind Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got plenty of flapper-themed pool parties lined up this year. Plus, this suit doubles as a Lady Gaga Halloween costume! Meanwhile, headspikes help give the illusion of height and length.

(via New York Fashion Week - Full Collections, Video and more!)

I think you may have hung the curtains a little too low.

(via Chadwick Bell Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Looks like someone’s furry waist concealer slipped a little! How embarrassing! (via Jason Wu Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Fanny Packs are back and better than ever! Right, guys/ If there’s two, that’s better, right?

(via Richard Chai Love Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

This dress reminds me of a chia pet that you only watered half of. Also, is it just me or is that a belt under her dress?

(via Chadwick Bell Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Yes, she’s in a cage and all, but wtf is that emerging from her crotch??

(via Thom Browne Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Here are those lobster claws I promised! Don’t worry, though! They are rubber-banded closed. No pinches here.

(via Thom Browne Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

BUWAHAHAHA I’m so tall!! Wait, why are my legs so short? You did not tell me about this side effect, Dr. Browne!

(via Thom Browne Spring 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

Alexander McQueen: a man who could make a garbage bag and a truck liner look elegant. Not sure what’s up with the skull cap, though.

hard-elegance:

Designer:Alexander McQueen

Season:fw

Year:2009

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(via carosatelier)

This is a little Stepford Wives become the Bride of Frankenstein, no?

(via Chadwick Bell Fall 2012 Ready-to-Wear Collection Slideshow on Style.com)

I know, I know, these girls aren’t wearing nose rings or lobster claws and the clothes aren’t really that weird. This fashion week has been depressingly low on WTF so far. But still…they all seem so awkward :( 

Cheer up ladies! I’m sure you’ll be on lobster claw duty next year.